70 Ways to Make a Woman Happy"
1 is shopping, the other is 69.
What's the best way for a married man to improve his sex life?
CHEAT.
What's the biggest problem of atheists?
they have no one to call out to during orgasm.
What do you call a man with a broken condom?
Daddy.
What did a prostitute say to the man who couldn't get an erection?
"So, no hard feelings?"
Hahahhahahaha.