"You shall indeed hear but never understand,
You shall indeed see but never perceive.
For this people's heart has grown dull,
And their ears are heavy of hearing,
And their eyes they have closed,
lest they should perceive with their eyes
And hear with their ears
And understand with their heart,
And turn for me to heal them." (Isaiah 6:9)
This is the reality that we've encountered or we are encountering in our daily living. Sad to say, it is factual. But we cannot blame for being human. And a lot of people make this an excuses. I did not say that I am exempt to this. We all err. If we depend to our own strength we falter and dismay. But if we lay down ourselves to the Supreme Being -- to our GOD. And amend to ourselves that we cannot do it without His help He will guide, protect and even shield us from different temptations. In God's grace and love we will be safe. Have faith in Him. Amen.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
70 ways to make A Woman Happy!
70 Ways to Make a Woman Happy"
1 is shopping, the other is 69.
What's the best way for a married man to improve his sex life?
CHEAT.
What's the biggest problem of atheists?
they have no one to call out to during orgasm.
What do you call a man with a broken condom?
Daddy.
What did a prostitute say to the man who couldn't get an erection?
"So, no hard feelings?"
Hahahhahahaha.
1 is shopping, the other is 69.
What's the best way for a married man to improve his sex life?
CHEAT.
What's the biggest problem of atheists?
they have no one to call out to during orgasm.
What do you call a man with a broken condom?
Daddy.
What did a prostitute say to the man who couldn't get an erection?
"So, no hard feelings?"
Hahahhahahaha.
Anatomy Student!
In an anatomy exam, the teacher asks the class to draw the female reproductive organ. A girl looks down open her underwear, then a boy shouted, Maam Oh! She is Cheating Maam!" Hahahahaha.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Fun and Laughter.
KATAW-ANANG BISAYA
GITIK-GITIK NGA BINISAYA
Dear Anak,
NIDO na lang ang ipa dala sa amo sa sunod nimong pagpadala ug mga groceries. Nagkalibanga si Tatay mo nianing Nivea Cream Milk.
Nanay
____________ __
Sulat balos ni Nanay kang Ate, OFW sa Japan :
Dear Anak,
Sa sunod ayaw nami padad-i aning green nga totpaste. nakahilak sa kahalang si Tatay nimo. Dili kuno niya type ang brand WASABE.
Salamat,
Nanay
____________ __
PANGHIMANGNO sa mga tao nga
Dili mokaon ug tambok
Dili manigarilyo
Dili mobilar ug
Dili moinom ug bino.
Usa ka adlaw mawad-an rakag mga higala, Buhi paka, Patay na sila tanan!
____________ ___
Food for the rich - SUTOKIL (SUgba, TOla, KIniLaw)
Food for the poor - GIPUSIL (GInamos, PUs o, SILi)
Food for the very poor - GITUOK (GInamos , giTUntungan sa OK-OK!!)
____________ ___
Anak: Tay, di ko katulog, daghang lamok.
Tatay: Palungon nato mga suga aron di ta makit-an
(Pagpalong sa suga, nanggawas mga aninipot)
Anak: Hala tay! Nagdala silag flashlayt !!!
____________ ____
Empleyado: Boss, namatay diay atong manager, pwede ba ako nalang mopuli sa iyang pwesto ?
Boss: Pwde man, pero ambot kaha ug mosugot ang funeraria .
____________ ___
Conduktor: Sibog-sibog gamay kay mularga na ta. Kanang imong anak, 'Noy, sabaka lang na.
Amahan: Nabuang na! Nisakay gani mi kay nagdali unya sa BAKA na hinuon nimo pasakyon akong anak?!!!
____________ ____
DONYA: Kay bago man ka dinhi, gusto ko masayod ka nga ang pamahaw diri alas sais impunto!
MAID: Way problema Nyora! Kung tulog pa ko anang orasa, una nalang mo ug ka-on!!
____________ ___
PATIENTE: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inom nako ug coke? Pero kung libre, dili lagi mosakit?
DOK: Ah, kabalo nako ana. Nipis imong baga, pero baga imong nawong !!!
____________ ___
BOY: Sir, apply unta ko pagka-boy.
AMO: Sige, bahugan nimo ang iro kada buntag ug hotdog, corn beef ug chorizo
BOY: Kining Sir, apply nalang ko pagka-iro. Aw! aw! aw!
____________ ___
GUEST to Motel Receptionist: Tagpila room ninyo diri?
RECEPTIONIST: Depende Sir, Special or Ordinary na room?
GUEST: Unsa man kalainan ?
RECEPTIONIST : Special, naay masahista ug TV. Ang Ordinary, naay TB ang masahista!!
____________ _____
GUESTS ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS SA USA KA EVENT PROGRAM:
Organizer: Paki acknowledge si Mayor, nalate, tua o mao pay pag-agi.
EMCEE: I would like to acknowledge the arrival of the late mayor who just passed away.
GITIK-GITIK NGA BINISAYA
Dear Anak,
NIDO na lang ang ipa dala sa amo sa sunod nimong pagpadala ug mga groceries. Nagkalibanga si Tatay mo nianing Nivea Cream Milk.
Nanay
____________ __
Sulat balos ni Nanay kang Ate, OFW sa Japan :
Dear Anak,
Sa sunod ayaw nami padad-i aning green nga totpaste. nakahilak sa kahalang si Tatay nimo. Dili kuno niya type ang brand WASABE.
Salamat,
Nanay
____________ __
PANGHIMANGNO sa mga tao nga
Dili mokaon ug tambok
Dili manigarilyo
Dili mobilar ug
Dili moinom ug bino.
Usa ka adlaw mawad-an rakag mga higala, Buhi paka, Patay na sila tanan!
____________ ___
Food for the rich - SUTOKIL (SUgba, TOla, KIniLaw)
Food for the poor - GIPUSIL (GInamos, PUs o, SILi)
Food for the very poor - GITUOK (GInamos , giTUntungan sa OK-OK!!)
____________ ___
Anak: Tay, di ko katulog, daghang lamok.
Tatay: Palungon nato mga suga aron di ta makit-an
(Pagpalong sa suga, nanggawas mga aninipot)
Anak: Hala tay! Nagdala silag flashlayt !!!
____________ ____
Empleyado: Boss, namatay diay atong manager, pwede ba ako nalang mopuli sa iyang pwesto ?
Boss: Pwde man, pero ambot kaha ug mosugot ang funeraria .
____________ ___
Conduktor: Sibog-sibog gamay kay mularga na ta. Kanang imong anak, 'Noy, sabaka lang na.
Amahan: Nabuang na! Nisakay gani mi kay nagdali unya sa BAKA na hinuon nimo pasakyon akong anak?!!!
____________ ____
DONYA: Kay bago man ka dinhi, gusto ko masayod ka nga ang pamahaw diri alas sais impunto!
MAID: Way problema Nyora! Kung tulog pa ko anang orasa, una nalang mo ug ka-on!!
____________ ___
PATIENTE: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inom nako ug coke? Pero kung libre, dili lagi mosakit?
DOK: Ah, kabalo nako ana. Nipis imong baga, pero baga imong nawong !!!
____________ ___
BOY: Sir, apply unta ko pagka-boy.
AMO: Sige, bahugan nimo ang iro kada buntag ug hotdog, corn beef ug chorizo
BOY: Kining Sir, apply nalang ko pagka-iro. Aw! aw! aw!
____________ ___
GUEST to Motel Receptionist: Tagpila room ninyo diri?
RECEPTIONIST: Depende Sir, Special or Ordinary na room?
GUEST: Unsa man kalainan ?
RECEPTIONIST : Special, naay masahista ug TV. Ang Ordinary, naay TB ang masahista!!
____________ _____
GUESTS ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS SA USA KA EVENT PROGRAM:
Organizer: Paki acknowledge si Mayor, nalate, tua o mao pay pag-agi.
EMCEE: I would like to acknowledge the arrival of the late mayor who just passed away.
my lived experience...
Hi! I’m Russ M. Bayno. I’m the eldest son of Rolando Uy Bayno and Teresita Macarat Bayno. Second to me is my brother Rowel who is now presently working in Qatar. Third of the sibling is Rosalie who is now presently residing at the house of my parents in Cebu City, our ancestral house. Fourth sibling is my white and handsome man, Rico who is now working as a computer artist and renderer in somewhere in Singapore. The last sibling but not the least is our beautiful youngest Rosela who is hopefully planning to go to abroad just to get out from box where she is in.
Fortunately, the story would not center to their life but for me. To have a short background of my life, I finished my Bachelor of Science in Information and Computer Science (BSICS) in University of Cebu. It was a tough years for me. I experienced sleeping outside my house just to finish the programming thing. I even slept in the computer center where I’m working for as part-timer data encoder, typist, programmer, and so on and so forth. Why I did that, there were two reasons: first, that’s the only to extend my laboratory time. Second, that’s the only playing ground where I can practice what I have learned in school. It was a great opportunity for me. It was there that I learned a lot. I sentimentally said to myself, “I’m ready to work to a computer firm where competition is high and I can do it.” But something changed, the blew of the wind went to its opposite direction. I didn’t know why, It ‘s just a three-hundred-sixty shift of paradigm of interest. I woke up in the morning that I wore the white garment, “sotana” as they called it. I was indeed inside the seminary. I became a missionary, Augustinian Missionary (OAD). There I have my philosophical studies [St. Peter Seminary – Butuan City] and theology [Seminario Major De San Carlos – Cebu City]. I stayed in the seminary for almost 11 years. Unfortunately, I left the seminary for the reason that I fall. I could not hold myself but l started to like “Eve”. What is in “Eve” that I could not resist? What is in “Eve” that I could not hold my breath? These questions are still puzzled me until now. Can you tell me what is it? Do you have any idea in your mind now of what is it? Tell me! What happened to me then was a nightmare. I could not believe that I did that, and leaving my brothers in the community. I stayed in my home with no itinerary outside. I just stayed inside my house. That happened for almost three months. Why? Because I felt awkward and not used to be in the world and not used to be with the crowd. After three months I started to get out my house and encourage myself to talk with the people around me and I did.
Presently, I sojourned in Bohol where I volunteer myself in the Non-Government Organization (NGO). Its name is Alliance for Health Aid Program, Inc. [AHAPI]. I’m the Operations Manager of this NGO. We always conduct Medical Mission to different places or towns in Bohol. Our mission is to reach out those lowly and less fortunate [particularly the indigents, and Senior Citizens] and give them free consultation with our volunteer physician and medicines. This mission of ours started last August 18, 2008. [see our website: www.ahapibohol.wordpress.com]. Graciously, we conducted 15 medical missions in 15 towns. This is the thing we are so thankful for. If you are here, you could be one of our partners in this endeavor. But God has a plan for you. We don’t know when and where He will put you.
I’m now working with my small business, this Super Natural Bio-Oil. If you want to know more of this try to see our free-sponsoring website: www.supernaturalhealthsense.webs.com
Until here! See you next post of mind. Haribol!
Fortunately, the story would not center to their life but for me. To have a short background of my life, I finished my Bachelor of Science in Information and Computer Science (BSICS) in University of Cebu. It was a tough years for me. I experienced sleeping outside my house just to finish the programming thing. I even slept in the computer center where I’m working for as part-timer data encoder, typist, programmer, and so on and so forth. Why I did that, there were two reasons: first, that’s the only to extend my laboratory time. Second, that’s the only playing ground where I can practice what I have learned in school. It was a great opportunity for me. It was there that I learned a lot. I sentimentally said to myself, “I’m ready to work to a computer firm where competition is high and I can do it.” But something changed, the blew of the wind went to its opposite direction. I didn’t know why, It ‘s just a three-hundred-sixty shift of paradigm of interest. I woke up in the morning that I wore the white garment, “sotana” as they called it. I was indeed inside the seminary. I became a missionary, Augustinian Missionary (OAD). There I have my philosophical studies [St. Peter Seminary – Butuan City] and theology [Seminario Major De San Carlos – Cebu City]. I stayed in the seminary for almost 11 years. Unfortunately, I left the seminary for the reason that I fall. I could not hold myself but l started to like “Eve”. What is in “Eve” that I could not resist? What is in “Eve” that I could not hold my breath? These questions are still puzzled me until now. Can you tell me what is it? Do you have any idea in your mind now of what is it? Tell me! What happened to me then was a nightmare. I could not believe that I did that, and leaving my brothers in the community. I stayed in my home with no itinerary outside. I just stayed inside my house. That happened for almost three months. Why? Because I felt awkward and not used to be in the world and not used to be with the crowd. After three months I started to get out my house and encourage myself to talk with the people around me and I did.
Presently, I sojourned in Bohol where I volunteer myself in the Non-Government Organization (NGO). Its name is Alliance for Health Aid Program, Inc. [AHAPI]. I’m the Operations Manager of this NGO. We always conduct Medical Mission to different places or towns in Bohol. Our mission is to reach out those lowly and less fortunate [particularly the indigents, and Senior Citizens] and give them free consultation with our volunteer physician and medicines. This mission of ours started last August 18, 2008. [see our website: www.ahapibohol.wordpress.com]. Graciously, we conducted 15 medical missions in 15 towns. This is the thing we are so thankful for. If you are here, you could be one of our partners in this endeavor. But God has a plan for you. We don’t know when and where He will put you.
I’m now working with my small business, this Super Natural Bio-Oil. If you want to know more of this try to see our free-sponsoring website: www.supernaturalhealthsense.webs.com
Until here! See you next post of mind. Haribol!
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
ako mismo...
"ako mismo..." is a tagalog words which means, "i'll be the one...". It sounds uncomplete but if you try to put yourself in that particular words you may perhaps inevitably add what you have in your mind just to fill the missing continuation of the puzzled words.
It's a plain and simple words but if you shift your paradigm and have my goggle that I wear now you might see different things. You might see of what I see. This would be the time you could able to glimpse to the pandora. Once you will into the pandora's world perhaps may be that's the time you will understand other people why they says these words, "ako mismo..." or "I'll be the one..."
This is now the time to fill up this words. I challenge you to see the world differently. I challenge you to step ahead in your life; and bring the best version of your life. I know you can do it. come on, fill this unfinish words. You will be the one to finish it completely. there is no wrong in this, fill it up as what you feel,as what you want, and as what you desire to be. "ako mismo _________________" or "I'll be the one _______________."
May the Highest Being be with us all. Haribol!
It's a plain and simple words but if you shift your paradigm and have my goggle that I wear now you might see different things. You might see of what I see. This would be the time you could able to glimpse to the pandora. Once you will into the pandora's world perhaps may be that's the time you will understand other people why they says these words, "ako mismo..." or "I'll be the one..."
This is now the time to fill up this words. I challenge you to see the world differently. I challenge you to step ahead in your life; and bring the best version of your life. I know you can do it. come on, fill this unfinish words. You will be the one to finish it completely. there is no wrong in this, fill it up as what you feel,as what you want, and as what you desire to be. "ako mismo _________________" or "I'll be the one _______________."
May the Highest Being be with us all. Haribol!
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